An Education *funny*

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950’s:

Teaching Math In 1950’s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

Teaching Math In 1960’s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970’s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980’s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990’s: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )

Teaching Math In 2008: Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

Things I am thinking about...

Grace, Grace, Grace

Because we have entered through the veil, which is his torn flesh, we can go boldly to the throne of Grace. People think that is arrogance, they don't realize that arrogance is presuming you have really done enough.

Ken Jones

But have the godly no sense of law-wrath? yea, so far as they are under the law, for the are never wholly free from a legal temper while here. The dead ghost of the law may rise up and frighten them. But so far as they are dead to the law, it is not law-wrath but fatherly judgement that affects them. Indeed, through unbelief they may fear hell, but they cannot do so by faith, seeing there is no foundation for that fear, since there is no condemnation to them who are in Christ Jesus. It is not easy to get the law killed, something of the legal disposition remains even in the believer while he is still in the world.

Ralph Erskin from a sermon titled: Law-Death, Gospel-Life

Composer, Artist and Hymn Study

On Mondays, I try to combine as many things as I can and teach them as a *class*. This works really well with the Composer, Artist and Hymn of the term (I also combine Handbook of Nature Studies, Shakespeare & Folksongs, but so far I am not as creative with those three, ha!, but we still do those on Mondays also). This school year, with all the crunches most of us are going through, I basically do not have a school budget. So for these three I use itunes and YouTube alot. I just wanted to share some of the links that I have been using.

Johann Sabastian Bach
For Bach, the first four weeks we are focusing on the Magnificat. I am finding it so fun to have to teach the kids something that, on a regular basis, I would not take the time to study or listen to on my own. (this is all about my education, right?) Anyway, I found lots of great links and info!
The Magnificat was written for an Orchestra and (I believe) 5 vocalists. So the first week we talked a lot about what an Orchestra is and what instruments make it up. I got to show the kids the different instruments and listen to them. I think they appreciated the music after they got to hear all the different types that go into it. I found this on YouTube:



Then I found this breakdown of the Latin of the Magnificat for them. Of course you could just look it up in the book of Luke;) Then a short bio with LOTS of MIDI files are here. A longer bio is of course on Wikepedia;) Also, since this wasn't enough (ha!) I searched Bach's full name in YouTube and found a Great Composer Series from BBC! We spent a slight bit of time around the computer screen on Monday morning.


Leonardo Da Vinci
Ok, then for Mr. Da Vinci...we have been studying him for LITERALLY a year! UGH! He was the Artist for the first term of September 2007! I was so good and got the prints off to Office Max and got copies for all the kids, laminated, etc. But, well, then our house got literally turned upside downside;) (Ok, just the back of the house got ripped off, but still.) So, since I had the prints and the books, I kept on with him. So beside the prints, we are using a couple books that guide us through some of the portraits. One is Leonardo Da Vinci by Ernest Raboff and the other is Leonardo Da Vinci (haha) by Bruno Santi. I did find some websites also. One is from the Louvre that takes a close up view the Mona Lisa. And then Nik is reading this Landmark book by Emily Hahne.

All the Way my Savior Leads Me, by Fanny Crosby

This is our hymn to study for the next twelve weeks. It is a beautiful hymn, but learning more about Fanny Crosby has really impacted my kids. She went blind at 6 weeks from a mere eye infection, and a *doctor* gave her a wrong remedy and ruined her eye sight. She wrote this poem when she was 8:

Oh what a happy soul I am,
Although I cannot see;
I am resolved that in this world
Contented I will be.
How many blessings I enjoy,
That other people don't;
To weep and sigh because I'm blind,
I cannot, and I won't."

And she is quoted as saying:

It seemed in­tend­ed by the bless­ed prov­i­dence of God that I should be blind all my life, and I thank him for the dis­pen­sa­tion. If per­fect earth­ly sight were of­fered me to­mor­row I would not ac­cept it. I might not have sung hymns to the praise of God if I had been dis­tract­ed by the beau­ti­ful and in­ter­est­ing things about me.

And then good ol' youtube helped me out again;) A pastor used her as a sermon illustration. The kids had heard most of it, but I think it was like they were getting to watch TV during school, so I let them see it. The only thing that was questionable, was how he presented her getting saved...but beside that it was good information, and it brought up good conversation starters. (Not that my kids really need any of those;))

She definitely led an extraordinary life, writing over 8000 hymns and poems! Her concepts and dependence on her Lord is quite inspiring.

Its that time...

The school bell is almost ringing around here! Oh, wait, that was the coffee pot;)

If you have read this blog for any amount of time at all (all five of you;) you know that I am ready for a *normal* year! Well, I have MUCH to communicate, but first, step into this ADD mind of mine and see how our schedule came together.

First, it started with fear and trepidation at homeschooling a middle schooler, a 3rd grader and a 1st grader who thinks she is a middle schooler...

Then, I needed to figure out HOW in the world I was going to do it. I use the BEST curriculum guide in the world, with the BEST philosophy (IMHO of course;). But there is that applying thing that gets the best of us stuck at times! Plus, three kids, with three different book lists, one three year old, four days a week equals crying out to God (and of course a glass of wine...).

Here is what I did:

wrote everyone's initial and subject needed to be covered in the next 12 weeks on a piece of paper and threw it on the floor:

this is just a portion

I am not good at processing AND making a chart on the computer at the same time, and I needed to see the whole week at once.

Then I put the lessons times along one side of the room and started to fill in the gaps.

On Monday mornings, I decided to do everything we can together, which isn't too much, but every little minute I can squeeze out of the week helps. Together we are going to do our quartly Composer Study, Artist Study, Shakespeare, Hymn Study, Folksongs, scripture reading, and handwriting.

I worked on one day at a time, and I think I have it all figured out. At least it looks really good on paper!

Here is what my paper squares week looks like after rearranging a couple times. We only school 4 days a week and each column under each day is one of the kids schedules. Nik was a little overwhelmed at the amount of his squares.

The final schedules are here...they even each got their own font;) So, it fits on paper (even with some of the books they didn't finish up last year), we will see if it works in real life!! I will keep you posted!

Still not home yet...

I am still not calling this home yet, so if you have found yourself here...and wondering why its so empty;) I am still at Dolce Domum over at homeschoolblogger for a bit longer. I am a slow HTML learner...and a perfectionist;)

May. 16, 2008
Happy Birthday, (Steve A. Steitz) Babe!
Things that I LOVE about my man!
1. He is teachable.
2. He loves his Creator.
3. He loves his family.
4. He takes his job as a provider seriously.
5. He is punctual.
6. He is a handyman.
7. He is clean (but still a messy...ahem...sorry).
8. He is thoughtful.
9. He likes to wrestle with his kids.
10. He does my errands for me.
11. He picks up the household slack without being asked to.
12. He is courageous.
13. He takes Sunday mornings very seriously.
14. He has GREAT boundaries.
15. He looks good in a suit.
16. Ok, he kinda looks good bald .
17. He is taking up breadmaking.
18. Better yet, he is taking up YOGA!
19. He is a good researcher.
20. He has an awesome work ethic.
21. He cannot be manipulated (I like this now...).
22. He has TONS of common sense.
23. He is a beer snob.
24. He has a soft heart.
25. He supports me and my endeavors.
26. He values character.
27. He is pretty funny.
28. He SEEKS God.
29. He automatically sees us as a team.
30. He is God's gift to ME.
31. God is starting to renew his missions desire, and Steve is letting him!!
32. He is loyal.
33. He is interested in the character of his children.
34. He is good at doing favors.
35. He loves to serve his church.
36. He is not intimidated easily.
37. He knows when to draw the line in the sand.
38. He doesn't let me mow the lawn .
39. He started cleaning bathrooms when I was pregnant and hasn't stopped!
40. He is good at making our huge bed.
41. He is good at pushing people to do better.
42. He tricked me into thinking he was layed back before we were married (only knew him for six months...)
43. He respects my need to sometimes be alone.
44. He's got good (ahem...expensive) taste in clothing.
45. He brushes his teeth for the FULL two recommended minutes at least three times a day.
46. He is a rule keeper.
47. He is a good neighbor.
48. He is really good at poneytails.
49. He was good at taking care of his Grandma.
50. His gift is serving.
51. He washed my kitchen and dining room floors the day before his birthday.
52. He is open to adoption.
53. He likes to laugh.
54. He loves to worship.
55. He likes politics.
56. He wants the best for our family.
57. He loves to do what is RIGHT.
58. He is so much like my mom personality wise, that sometimes we joke that I married my mother;)
59. He is *man* enough to let me decorate our room as flowery as I would like it.
60. He is starting to eat vegetables!
61. Did I mention that he bakes bread for our family?!?
62. He has prayed about our relationship from the VERY beginning.
63. He secretly wants to be Amish.
64. He took a huge risk in starting his own business.
65. He is black and white.
66. He bought a wheatgrass puree-er and knows (because he researched it) the benefits of it.
67. All kids love him as their soccer coach.
68. He loves ME!

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